I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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