you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
