The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
two words...techno handjob
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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