So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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