Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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