You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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