I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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