he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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