Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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