similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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