I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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