i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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