Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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