As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Can I color on your dick again?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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