Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
