I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
birth control should be required to get into college
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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