we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
