He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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