My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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