yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it's like iHOP with fire
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
