Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
These tits shall not be calmed
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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