It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish you could order shots online.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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