but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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