worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I party with great urgency now.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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