oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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