Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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