I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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