i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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