Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how do flat chested girls get laid?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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