Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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