You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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