At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is Oprah even human
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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