i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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