I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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