Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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