she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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