Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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