i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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