Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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