didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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