I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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