so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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