Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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