dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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