Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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