The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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