were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
