You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just want to make out with him forever
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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