Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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