Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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