my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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