Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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